4:00 p.m. “Payphone” hits five plays.
4:03 p.m. Starting to desperately craft preferences to feel a (false) sense of control — “Moves Like Jagger” over “Payphone,” but I’d swap Christina Aguilera and Wiz Khalifa for the best results…of course it doesn’t matter, I don’t have control, and then:
5:28 p.m. “PAYPHONE” AGAIN ARRRGGGGG!
Diary entries and thoughts from Ashley’s day spent listening to nothing but Top 40 radio.