Friday, May 4, 2012

We’re either facing a terribly confusing weekend, or one of the best ever in the whole world. Is it Cinco de Derby? Or Kentucky de Mayo? Maybe it doesn’t matter.

Maybe just focus on the fact you can fill a piƱata with tiny horses and airplane bottles of Kentucky Deluxe just like you always wanted to.

Fritz plans for the overlap of Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby. Brain explosion ensues.